Friday, December 11, 2015

Life Lesson: I'm Not Good At Being A Female Friend


Dear Friends,

  Lately, I've been doing a lot of thinking and I've come to realize that I have no female friends. I mean I have some female friends, but there more like distant relatives, that only talk on holidays. It wasn't always like this, who am I kidding, I could never find a good enough female friend to stick around, either they were busy with their families -- mind you, I'm only 21-- or they live too far away, or I just get tired of the relationship and here's why.

    I think my disconnect for females started in first grade, when I had this so called friend -- she wasn't even a friend, she was just someone who just kept popping up. Anyways, this girl, she just had it out for me for no reason.

Friday, December 4, 2015

Relationship Life Lesson: Don't Let Stupid Boys Control You

So, I indirectly know this girl, and I feel the need to share her story just in case someone else is going through the same situation. Before my current relationship,  I knew nothing about boys, neither did I know the games they play. I promise this is not made up, this is actually factual.

(Because of the privacy law on my page, I will, under no circumstances release her personal info)

Miss. Unknown: "I've been with this mystery guy for about three years, on and off. We met at a party, when we saw each other across the room. He walked up to me while a slow jam, they don't know by Jon B. was playing when he asked me for a dance. He was cute, about 6'2" medium brown with really nice waves I just couldn't resist saying yes. While dancing we were talking and found out that we had a lot in common. I gave